T-Shirts

Description: Chris and Sophia get this advice, but what exactly does it mean? And who is saying it to them? And how?

Description: A typical street anywhere in the world. Somebody's spraypainted an important message on the wall, but those doggone space nuts plastered a poster over it. And they almost obscured that groovy old podcast sticker when they did it.

Description: Remember back in the 2060s, when those ships were going out into deep space and these posters were EVERYWHERE? Now you can recall those happier times with this pristine archival image.

Description: We have to assume Dr. Mason has one of these on his sleeve! And there's probably a version five meters wide on the wall in Mission Control. Now you can put it on all kinds of things!

Description: The RELATIVITY serial podcast is all about Mission Control keeping in touch with the deep-space ship Konyechny. Emblazon the oft-repeated greeting on the object of your choice!

Description: The good old RELATIVITY logo, just waiting to be emblazoned on something you'll cherish forever.